Ballot Box #1

In the start of a new series that will probably fizzle out in a staggeringly short space of time given my equally short attention span... what was I saying? Oh yes, I thought I would canvas the opinions of you, dedicated readers of this almost entirely pointless blog, on a variety of utterly trivial topics.

The first subject will be amusing song titles. Here are some of mine:

• Space Donkeys On Crack by Alexanders Dark Band
• Your Children Are Waiting For You To Die by mclusky
• Mummy, I've Had An Accident by LFO

There you go - now tell me some of yours. It doesn't matter if you actually like the songs or not, the question is only about song titles that have amused or intrigued you.