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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

A curious noise

Mike Patton, former singer with one of my favourite bands of my formative years Faith No More, has more bands on the go than you can shake a stick at these days: The Fantomas, Tomahawk, Dillinger Escape Plan and probably dozens of others that I can’t remember right now or haven’t even heard of.

His latest project – or one of them at least – is Peeping Tom which sees Mike collaborating with hip hop and electronica bods such as Massive Attack, Kool Keith, Dan The Automator, Amon Tobin and Norah Jones. Wait a minute… Norah Jones? That Norah Jones? Easy listening, folksy Norah Jones? Apparently so: they perform together on a track called “Sucker”. That’s Mike Patton – shouty, growly, occassionally neo-operatic purveyor of strange funk metal techno fusion type stuff – and Norah… Jones.

I can’t even begin to imagine what that is going to sound like.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

One of them list thingies

The lovely Kathryn has tagged me with the following meme thingie:

Look at the list of books below. Bold the ones you’ve read, italicize the ones you might read, cross out the ones you won’t, underline the ones on your book shelf, and place (parentheses) around the ones you’ve never even heard of.

The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown
The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams
The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
The Time Traveler’s Wife by Audrey Niffenegger
His Dark Materials by Philip Pullman
Harry Potter and the HalfbyBlood Prince by J. K. Rowling
The Life of Pi by Yann Martel
Animal Farm: A Fairy Story by George Orwell
Catch 22 by Joseph Heller
The Hobbit by J. R. R. Tolkien
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nightbytime by Mark Haddon
Lord of the Flies by William Golding
Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
1984 by George Orwell
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J. K. Rowling
One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden
The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini
The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold
Slaughterhouse 5 by Kurt Vonnegut
The Secret History by Donna Tartt
Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe by C.S. Lewis
Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides
Cloud Atlas by David Mitchell
Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
Atonement by Ian McEwan
(The Shadow of The Wind by Carlos Ruiz Zafon)
The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway
The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood
The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
Dune by Frank Herbert
Sula by Toni Morrison
Cold Mountain by Charles Frazier
The Alchemist by Paulo Coehlo
White Teeth by Zadie Smith
The House of Mirth by Edith Wharton

And for good measure, which books would I add to the list?

The Third Policeman by Flann O'Brien
Don Quixote by Cervantes
The New York Trilogy by Paul Auster
Illywhacker by Peter Carey
The Master & Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov
if on a winter's night a traveller... by Italo Calvino

I've also got to tag some folk with this 'ere meme so I tag...

Charlie Williams
Roger Morris
Carol Novack
Myfanwy Collins

They may or may not ignore this entirely.

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Saturday, April 22, 2006

Flash bastard

The noise section is currently under reconstruction. I have for some time wanted to install some kind of embedded streaming audio player for my audio creations but don't have the expertise to build such an application myself.

Fortunately for the technically challenged like me, there are people like Jeroen Wijering who not only have the expertise to build such applications but then make said application available online under Creative Commons licenses so that simpletons like me can freely filch them.

Which is exactly what I have done.

I've got the Flash player installed and several people using both Macs and PCs have confirmed that it works. But I won't make this new gizmo available immediately because I want to remix and maybe extend some of my tunes before making them available for your ears. For years I have been struggling with the final mixing stage of the musical process; compression, EQ... I could never get them right at the final mix. I have been scratching my head over why my mixes always sounded a bit dull. Recently, however, I finally diagnosed the problem and found out where I had been going wrong for so long; and - fuck me - it was such a mind-bendingly simple thing that any amateur sound engineer would know that I am far too embarrassed to admit it.

Anyway, the point is that I want to mix a bunch of stuff all over again so, until I do, an eerie silence will engulf the noise section.

Oh yeah, and I'm going to be unemployed again at the end of next week. Yay etc.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Dispatches from the daily grind #2

For reasons unknown, the clock on my mobile phone skipped forward three hours and woke me up at 3.00am instead of 6.00am. I didn't discover this mistake until after I got up, relieved myself in the bathroom, brushed my hair, got dressed, put on my shoes, packed my work bag and was about to leave the house.

I knew something wasn't right. My brain registered that it was too dark outside but couldn't be bothered to notify me.

So what do I do now: bimble around online for three hours or go back to bed? I can't be bothered to get undressed again.

I think my phone is playing tricks on me, the little bastard. I think it is taking revenge for when I hurled it across the room last Friday in a fit of depression. I've always had a strained relationship with mobile phones - don't like 'em at all - but I sense a new level of animosity developing between us now.

I'm going back to bed... fully clothed.

Morning.

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Muriel Spark, R.I.P.

Sad to read about the passing of Dame Muriel Spark. The author, probably best known for the novel The Prime Of Miss Jean Brodie, died aged 88 in the Tuscan village of Civitella della Chiana where she had lived for 27 years.

I have to confess that I have only read one of her novels, Aiding And Abetting, but her dark humour and intelligence always shone through in interviews and articles. I shall have to rectify that. A trip to the bookstore is in order.

Online obituraries:
The Observer
BBC News Online

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Saturday, April 15, 2006

Hanging with the literati #2

On Wednesday afternoon I scuttled out of work early to catch the bus up to London. The reason: to attend the second launch event for Macmillan's New Writing imprint; or, to put it another way, get pissed on free champagne with my chum Roger Morris.

First I had to find the place. I got off the tube at Leicester Square, wandered down Charing Cross Road and found Cecil Court. I then walked the length of Cecil Court which is full of antique and specialist bookshops but I failed to spot the one I was actually looking for, Goldsboro Books. I retraced my steps then retraced my retraced steps and finally spotted the place.

Goldsboro Books is tiny, about the size of toilet cubicle. How could they hold a book launch in such a tiny space? I was at the correct Goldsboro Books, wasn't I? Needing to purchase a copy of Roger's Taking Comfort, I sucked in my gut and stepped into the shop. I tentatively mumbled at the man at the counter that I was there for the reading. He pointed outside. "Across the road, through that door and down the stairs." Aha! A concealed entrance to a secret basement. How very intriguing.

As I descended the stairs my imagination did conjure up all manner of bizarre scenarios that I might find in that basement - a high class crackhouse, a literati orgy, demonic rituals, human sacrifices - but it turned out to be a little room with tables and chairs set out and some people milling around chatting.

I grabbed some bubbly, found Roger and apologized that I had failed to bring any rotting vegetable matter along with which to pelt him when it was his turn to read. As it turned out, each of the six authors read for only two minutes after the man in charge of MNW, Michael Barnard, gave a brief overview of the imprint and addressed some of the controversies that it had provoked (which he has covered in full in his own book, Transparent Imprint).

As well as finally meeting Roger face-to-face for the first time, there are a couple of others who can now be moved from the "virtual acquaintences" box under the stairs to the "actual real-life acquaintences" display cabinet in the lounge. First of all, there was Jim Younger whose novel High John The Conqueror is released in May; there was also the Disgruntled Commuter who turned out not to be that disgruntled at all. She's very good company, in fact.

One unexpected pleasure was the presence of Jennifer Prado, a writer from across the Atlantic. Not only did I know her from Zoetrope (as indeed I wouldn't have known Roger or Jim or Disgruntled if it had not been for Zoetrope) but I also wrote music to accompany a story of hers that appeared in Mad Hatters' Review #3. We ended up having a very insteresting conversation about music and busking but I am glad to say that, despite the copious amount of alcohol I consumed that night, I didn't bore her rigid with how I passed a drum loop through a vocoder to get that plinky noise at the beginning of the tune I wrote for her story.

Oh yeah, and Bal was there but he doesn't count because I've met him before. (Hi Bal!).

All in all, a bloody good night. I am now going to take advantage of the Easter Bank Holiday weekend and read my signed copy of Taking Comfort. If you haven't bought a copy then you should because a) Roger is a great writer, b) the premise of the novel is a fascinating one and c) Roger is a bloody nice bloke.

Saturday, April 08, 2006

Buy this book or the puppy gets it #2

Roger Morris' debut novel Taking Comfort is out now along with the five other initial titles of Macmillan's New Writing imprint.

Read Roger's report from the launch event in The Guardian.

Buy Taking Comfort from Amazon.co.uk if you feel so inclined.

And why not pop along to Goldsboro Books on Wednesday night for the second MNW launch event (if only to watch me throw rotten vegetables at and mercilessly heckle poor Roger as he tries to read, and to see if fire jugglers turn up)?

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Dispatches From The Daily Grind: #1

I've just discovered that I am working in an office full of people who have never heard of James Joyce's Ulysses. And I don't mean that they haven't read it - lots of people haven't read it; I haven't read it yet (it lies atop my bookshelf taunting me: "C'mon, pussy. What's the matter? Ain't got the guts to take me on, huh? Too hard for ya, am I?"); no, they haven't even heard of it.

"Is that something to do with Ulysses S. Grant?" asked an American colleague.

"Er, no. It's one of the most revered novels of the Twentieth Century, if not the entire history of literature."

"Oh... Maybe it was named after Ulysses S. Grant or something?"

"Er, no. It's a reference to Homer's Odyssey... You know, the Greek legend of Troy, the Cyclops, Sirens?"

"Oh... right..."

And this is where I spend most of my life.