Interview With A Potato

Or, more accurately, 'interview with two British Potato Council representatives'.

I attended the interview but I couldn't muster any enthusiasm at all. I mumbled and stumbled through the usual interview spiel, stared at them blankly when they asked what attracted me to the job (fuck all) and generally lacked conviction.

I wasn't interested. They knew I wasn't interested. I knew they knew I wasn't interested. At the end of the interview they asked what I thought about the role and I told them I wasn't interested.

Never mind, I'll give Oxford University Press another shot.