Stuff I can't be arsed to blog about

Stuff I can't be arsed to blog about include:

• Angelina and Brad naming their kid Shiloh Nouvel or "New Messiah". I mean, for fuck's sake...
• Possible job opportunity at Council heading my way. Would mean more dosh than I have ever had the power to earn although the job itself is of no particular interest to me.
• My new haircut. Actually, there's nothing to say about that other than "I got a haircut". Had quite a bit of hair, now have less.
• Ken Loach winning the Palm D'Or at Cannes. Might have more to say once I have actually seen his winning film The Wind That Shakes The Barley. I'll let you know if it is "anti-British" and "pro-IRA" as the likes of The Daily Mail and The Sun newspapers claim. Personally, I admire Loach's films a great deal so good on him.
• The absolute pit of despair and misery into which I sank over the weekend. Be very, very thankful I didn't blog about that.

Please do try to contain your disappointment that I can't be arsed to write at length about any of the above subjects with my usual wit and intelligence. Go pick something from the Blogroll in the sidebar - you'll find much more entertaining stuff to read than this pitiful dreck.