Oh, that time of year again

Tomorrow I will spend Valentine's Day as I always do: hiding from the outside world and watching an extremely violent movie.

Is it a coincidence that the acronym of "Valentine's Day" is V.D.?

If this makes me sound like a sad, angry and bitter loser then that is because I am. I have never pretended to be anything else and yet many people who know me refuse to believe it.

I don't begrudge anyone their happiness - I wish you lovers all the joy in the world - just do it some place far away from me, thanks.